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Sunday, January 05, 2020

Sunday Morning Post (V. 2, #1) – Ding-a-Ling!


As a public service, arteejee will set up an alarm system for the current administration.  To paraphrase (or otherwise co-opt the whole quote without regret) Zuzu from It’s A Wonderful Life: "Teacher says every time a bell rings the President commits an impeachable offense.”  Our alarm system will ring whenever Herr Orange violates a law, over steps his executive authority, or otherwise just lies about something.

With that in mind, we will start the clock back a few days from when he circumvented Congress to order an airstrike that killed a top Iranian military officer (and pissed off Iran at the same time).  We now declare that the President has gone nearly 48 hours without violating the Constitution.

Ding-a-ling!

Oh dear!  That didn’t last long!  I wonder what our dear leader did this time. 

Ding-a-ling!  Ding-a-ling!

Godfrey Daniels!  He’s done it again!  Can’t our president exhale without breaking the law?

Ding-a-ling!  Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling!

WTF!  Quick, someone call the New York Times!  They’ll get to the bottom of all this malfeasance PDQ!

Ding-a-ling!  Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling!  Ding-a-ling!

Goodness gracious, I do declare!  All of these crimes are enough to give Senator Lindsey Graham a case of the vapors!

Ding-a-ling!  Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling!  Ding-a-ling!  Ding-a-ling!

Hello, Mr. McConnell? Can’t you hear all these alarms going off?

Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling!  Ding….

Drat!  That mother effer has broken our bell!  Russia, if you’re listening, can you send us a new bell?

(Thank you for reading.  Actually, we may need more than one bell.)

7 Comments:

Blogger Dave R said...

He is what the Republican party has prayed for: a treasonous scumbag with no conscious. He will, however, let them pray to him in their classrooms.

January 5, 2020 at 10:19 AM  
Blogger Debra She Who Seeks said...

I believe a whole carillon may be in order.

January 5, 2020 at 10:29 AM  
Blogger Deedles said...

Now I've got that Chuck Berry song stuck in my head! At least it isn't depressing.

January 5, 2020 at 11:04 AM  
Blogger Bob said...

It's ding-a-ling 24/7 with this Asshat-in-Chief!

January 5, 2020 at 12:26 PM  
Blogger Ur-spo said...

quite clever!

January 5, 2020 at 6:03 PM  
Anonymous Old Lurker said...

No, no, no. Not bells, please! We'll all go deaf! How about whoopee cushions instead?

January 5, 2020 at 11:30 PM  
Blogger todd gunther said...

Thank you,Dave R. The Republican Party's position is most distressing.

Sigh You may be right about that Debra.

I've tried avoiding that earworm,Deedles.

True,Bob.

Thank you, Spo.

Sorry,Old Lurker. We'll consider your suggestion.

January 7, 2020 at 6:19 AM  

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