Sunday Morning Post (V. 2, #1) – Ding-a-Ling!
As a public
service, arteejee will set up an alarm system for the current
administration. To paraphrase (or
otherwise co-opt the whole quote without regret) Zuzu from It’s A Wonderful
Life: "Teacher says every time a bell rings the President commits an
impeachable offense.” Our alarm system
will ring whenever Herr Orange violates a law, over steps his executive authority,
or otherwise just lies about something.
With that in
mind, we will start the clock back a few days from when he circumvented Congress
to order an airstrike that killed a top Iranian military officer (and pissed
off Iran at the same time). We now
declare that the President has gone nearly 48 hours without violating the Constitution.
Ding-a-ling!
Oh
dear! That didn’t last long! I wonder what our dear leader did this
time.
Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling!
Godfrey
Daniels! He’s done it again! Can’t our president exhale without breaking
the law?
Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling!
WTF! Quick, someone call the New York Times! They’ll get to the bottom of all this malfeasance
PDQ!
Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling!
Goodness
gracious, I do declare! All of these
crimes are enough to give Senator Lindsey Graham a case of the vapors!
Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling!
Hello, Mr.
McConnell? Can’t you hear all these alarms going off?
Ding-a-ling!
Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling! Ding….
Drat! That mother effer has broken our bell! Russia, if you’re listening, can you send us
a new bell?
(Thank you
for reading. Actually, we may need more
than one bell.)
posted by todd gunther | 10:08 AM
7 Comments:
He is what the Republican party has prayed for: a treasonous scumbag with no conscious. He will, however, let them pray to him in their classrooms.
I believe a whole carillon may be in order.
Now I've got that Chuck Berry song stuck in my head! At least it isn't depressing.
It's ding-a-ling 24/7 with this Asshat-in-Chief!
quite clever!
No, no, no. Not bells, please! We'll all go deaf! How about whoopee cushions instead?
Thank you,Dave R. The Republican Party's position is most distressing.
Sigh You may be right about that Debra.
I've tried avoiding that earworm,Deedles.
True,Bob.
Thank you, Spo.
Sorry,Old Lurker. We'll consider your suggestion.
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