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Saturday, April 15, 2017

Nobody Wins

This weekend, as Christians around the world celebrate Easter, tensions are flaring between US and North Korea.  China is stepping in to calm both sides even as North Korea celebrates the anniversary of the birth of their founder.  This is being celebrated with large public demonstrations of affection for the North Korean leadership who are more than happy to show off their collection of YUGE missiles in a long parade.  Talk about compensating for their manhood.

We don’t know what China plans to do, but may we suggest that they invite both sides over for a talk over a nice big bowl of wonton soup. “Bubbala,” they might say, “Come over for a nice hot lunch.  It’s chicken broth and you know how chicken broth makes you feel all warm inside?”

In the meantime, someone needs to tell our leadership that responding to North Korea’s threat of nuclear weapons with our own nuclear arsenal is a no win situation. Fine, go ahead and send our missiles to them as they send the missiles to us. NOBODY WINS…as illustrated in this video from 1981.

Unfortunately our President seems determined to learn the hard way.

Again, talk about compensating for his manhood.

(Thank you for reading.  Or better yet, check out the American International so-bad-it’s-good classic movie, Teenage Caveman, for a view of life after a nuclear apocalypse.)


Blogger Bob said...

Donny and Kim should just drop trou and get this whole 'Quien es mas macho' shiz over with.

April 15, 2017 at 8:59 AM  
Anonymous Janey, Who is Hung Like a Porn Star said...

I agree with Bob: All world leaders, drop your drawers! Whoever has the biggest cock wins! This will ensure that the "French cunt" (a direct quotation from RTG's spouse, Warrior Queen) Marine LePen is out of the running...

April 16, 2017 at 8:41 AM  
Blogger Raybeard said...

One of the scarier aspects of the current situation is that Big Baby Kim doesn't strike me as being particularly intelligent. I shouldn't think that geography is his strong point (does he have ANY?) any more than it's Mrs Palin's. And when we have two leaders squaring up to each other, two who don't care about such niceties as 'diplomacy' but are rather both determined not to be seen as being a 'loser', that's when the nightmares could so easily slip into reality. At least POTUS is subject to a degree of check from his party (though weak, I know) and public opinion, whereas the other has no one to do the same for fear of losing his life by daring to suggest anything contrary to the will of the Baby Master.

April 16, 2017 at 11:48 AM  
Blogger todd gunther said...

Si, Bob, Si!

Ah, Janey, but do well-endowed males come with good brains and a modicum of common sense and decency? That is the question!

Thank you Raybeard. If this wasn't a time to be very afraid, then I don't know when would be a better time.

April 20, 2017 at 6:56 AM  
Anonymous Janey said...

Well, no one can truly have it all...

April 20, 2017 at 1:17 PM  

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