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Sunday, October 25, 2020

Sunday Morning Post (V.2, #42) - The Last American Election?

We are less than 10 days away from the most crucial election in the history of our democracy.  My mood fluctuates in anticipation.  One moment I am encouraged by the single digit lead Joe Biden has in many of the polls.  The next moment my mood has careened and crashed to a low even I knew never existed.

Thank you, bi-polar disorder!*

My blog title this week raises the specter of the absolutely very worst-case scenario if the psychopathic, narcissistic, biggest-threat-to-American-democracy-since-Hitler, loser Cheater-in-Chief does win re-election.  Aside from the possible loss of our health insurance and our Social Security benefits in the very near future, #45 may oblige his enablers in Congress to overthrow the niceties of peaceful transition of power and proclaim him Emperor for Life. 

Imagine fellow Americans!  If this happens elections would become a thing of the past.  We would not have to worry about the inconvenience of standing in long lines just to vote and guarantee that our voices were heard.  Imagine waiving our rights to disagree about what our government is doing to our lives!  Imagine those authorities finding out about your feelings and collecting you to remove you from society.

What’s that you say?  You say you’re hooked on democracy?  You appreciate the ability to voice your approval/disapproval at the polls at timed intervals once every two years?  Well, then, you best vote now and enjoy freedom while you can.

Fortunately, this year the inconvenience of waiting in line has been replaced by the trepidation we’re feeling that our mail-in/absentee ballots will not make it in time to be counted.  Warrior Queen and I are breathing easy on this score. We voted, mailed, and got a response from our county via e-mail that our ballots were received.

So, nanny nanny boo boo, #45!   We fart in your general direction!

Someone reported that #45 has said he will leave the country if he loses re-election.  Now, I know many of us would be more than happy/tickled pink to help him pack and shove him out.  Unfortunately, there is already a horrendously long waiting list of people volunteering to assist him.

You are #347,568,000 and-a-half.

Or we could also consider taking the high road in wishing #45 well if he does decide to leave America.  So far, I can only flesh out two well-wishes:

“Bon voyage!  Don’t let the border hit you in the ass!”


“Great idea!  Perhaps your BFF will put you up in his dacha for a few days.”


Something terribly rude which only the very blunt #45 could appreciate.  I invite you, dear readers, to think up something.  Remember you are only limited by your imagination and the First Amendment!  Go wild!

Disclaimer: We hasten to add that your well wishes to #45 should not include any threats of physical harm.  Such wishes would offend the Secret Service, and lord only knows how thin-skinned those men and women are.

America, be afraid, be very, very afraid.  Remember to vote and save us from…us!

*Not an official diagnosis, but it would explain a lot.

(Thank you for reading.   God help us all.)


Blogger Bob said...

While I hope hope hope Biden wins, I also hope hope hope that if he doesn't the Congress turns blue and gives this racist f**k what he deserves.

October 25, 2020 at 12:54 PM  
Blogger Raybeard said...

Whilst easily appreciating your perfectly valid fears of 'T' winning next week, if he LOSES our greatest fear for ourselves is that he moves over here, most likely to Scotland, and bringing his entire family 'swamp' with him, though having him alone would be more than bad enough. However, knowing how extradition 'arrangements' are biased in favour of U.S.A - the U.K. is far too weak and too 'chicken' to stand up against any American request/demand - this country is probably not as safe a haven for him as would be, just to take random example, Russia. So although the thought of his moving here is starting to gain a bit of traction now I don't think it's a realistic possibility, but one can never be sure of anything at all these days.

Could say a lot more but this is YOUR blog and I don't wish to cloud your own issues with it now being so close to D-DAY. I've no doubt there'll be ample opportunity to discuss things further in the coming precarious week and a bit.

October 25, 2020 at 1:03 PM  
Blogger Ur-spo said...

Try methamphatamine and tranquilizers for that ersatz manic-depressive mood state.

October 25, 2020 at 5:04 PM  
Blogger Dave R said...

Nice Python reference. And I think they already know this is going to be their bloodbath, hence the reason for putting Amy Coney Cumquat into the Supreme Court, if they don't get her in now, it'll never happen.

October 25, 2020 at 7:54 PM  
Blogger Debra She Who Seeks said...

I saw a list on the internet of countries without extradition treaties with the USA where Trump could go, LOL! Iran, Afghanistan, China, etc.

October 26, 2020 at 9:09 AM  
Blogger todd gunther said...

Hi Bob. Yes, fingers crossed that we get the Senate back.

Thank you Raybeard. I'm thinking he'll head to Russia. No matter where he lands he will continue to taunt humanity on Twitter.

Thank you Spo for the suggestion. I'll just heard over to my nearest pharmacy and...wait are these available over-the-counter. Damn, I knew there was a catch!

Blood bath indeed! It wold serve them right, Dave R.

Good point, Debra. He could very well end up in one of those s-hole countries he despises so much.

October 26, 2020 at 8:18 PM  
Blogger Travel said...

My comment was "don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, and take your weasel kids with you."

I don't want to see us fall into prosecuting former presidents for the crimes they have committed, we think ill of countries that do that. Let him go, shut of his twitter feed, decline his call.

October 28, 2020 at 4:29 PM  
Blogger todd gunther said...

Hi Travel. We'll see what the state of NY decides about their case against him.

November 1, 2020 at 9:33 AM  

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