Career Check

It’s time we surveyed the current employment status of some of the celebrities who catch our attention from time to time and entertain us intentionally or not. Without them, we would have nothing to take our minds off the day-to-day drudgery that many of us call our lives.

Career in rehab: Tiger Woods

Career over: John Edwards, for finally admitting the baby is his!

Career on hiatus: Conan O’Brien

Career poised for a comeback: Jay Leno

Career just content to sit on the sidelines and make wise ass comments at the expense of Conan O’Brien, Jay Leno, and NBC: David Letterman

Career down in flames: Martha Coakley, for not getting that very important promotion to the US Senate

Career dead and buried: Michael Jackson, although his demise won’t prevent him from making millions of dollars this year anyway

Career which should be ended with extreme prejudice at the hands of an angry mob of enraged liberals marching by torchlight: Rush Limbaugh, for telling his beloved “dittoheads” not to send aid to Haiti

Career which should be ended with extreme prejudice at the hands of an angry mob, etc, etc: Pat Robertson (Honorable Mention)

Career plagued by delusions of grandeur: Sarah Palin. Who else?

(Thank you for reading! Please consider a career in public service...after all, someone is sure to find it amusing!)