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Tuesday, November 05, 2013

Traumatic Events Not Yet Attributed to Obamacare (But Probably Will Be Shortly)

President Obama’s healthcare reform plan — remember not too long ago when it was known as The Affordable Care Act — is being touted as the cause of so many disasters.  We may as well offer predictions on what other terrible events and human tragedies will be blamed on this well meaning piece of legislation:
 
The collapse of the 1964 Phillies

The attack on Pearl Harbor

Ishtar

The total collapse of Western Civilization as we know it. (Submitted by Mrs. Todd Palin, Wasilla, AK)

The breakup of The Beatles

The black plague

The breakup of The Nairobi Trio

The Hindenberg disaster

The election of George W. Bush

The Indonesian tsunami of 2004

 The Loma Prieta earthquake of 1989 in California

(Thank you for reading. Obamacare, next time serve it deep fried with Heinz ketchup on the side.  Umm-mmm!)

3 Comments:

Blogger David Jeffreys said...

It would have been a hell of a lot easier to program the Obamacare software, IF they had enacted a one-payor system. Hell, they would not even have needed new software, they could have just added everyone to Medicare and be done with it!

November 5, 2013 at 6:16 PM  
Blogger Nadege said...

I so agree with you David!

November 5, 2013 at 8:51 PM  
Blogger todd gunther said...

Hi David; thanks for the thoughts. Yes, but we never take the easy out of a problem.

Thank you Nadege.

November 8, 2013 at 8:32 PM  

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