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Monday, September 15, 2014

Pop Quiz: The Palins vs. Everybody



Submitted for your approval:

You are imbibing at a kegger in Anchorage, Alaska. You’re admiring the local scenery and the host’s mukluk collection, when it happens! Some foolish schlub, who has had one Midnight Sun Arctic Devil too many, decides to pick a fight with the Palin Posse, who are all in attendance. You relax and enjoy the fisticuff entertainment and the running commentary from the crowd.  

At several points during the fight, the matriarch of the clan is allegedly heard to shout, “Do you know who I am?” Someone counters with a crack about this not being a reality hillbilly show, but you can’t resist piling on a remark of your own. You respond by saying:

1.  “Yeah, you’re the vapid airhead that kept John McCain out of the White House!”

2.  “Yeah, you’re the stupid bitch that lost the election for John McCain."

3.  “Yeah, you’re the (insert intelligence challenging characterization here) (insert derogatory noun here) that kept (insert old fogey characterization here) from being president!”

4.  “Yeah, you’re Tina Fey! Can I have your autograph?”

Sorry, no points, no prizes…

(Thank you for reading! Watch for Sarah Palin’s WWE Challenge coming soon to TNT!)

4 Comments:

Anonymous Janey Palin, Sarah's Hotter Sister said...

I cannot confer my approval if no points or prizes are offered!

September 16, 2014 at 6:06 AM  
Blogger Fearsome Beard said...

I pick number 4 cause Tina Fey seems to really piss her off.

September 16, 2014 at 9:08 AM  
Blogger Bob Slatten said...

The gift that keeps on giving, even though no one ever asked for it, wanted it, nor acceptes it.

September 17, 2014 at 9:45 AM  
Blogger todd gunther said...

No problem Janey! I(sniff)guess we'll just have to muddle through without you.

Thank you Fearsome Beard for playing along! Yes, number four would rile herup. Poor Mama Grizzly.

Thank you bob for the comment. Didn't they use the same phrase ("the gift that keeps on giving") as a psa against V.D. in the 1970's? Same difference!

September 20, 2014 at 7:01 PM  

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