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Thursday, December 18, 2014

A Christmas Day Dinner Invitation



The management of this blog would like to extend a warm invitation to two very special gentlemen on the forthcoming Christmas holiday.

We graciously extend the hospitality of Chez Gunther to

                                                Mr. Richard Cheney
                                                            and
                                                Mr. Karl Rove

To dine with us at a mid-day meal on Christmas Day.

Yes, gentlemen, please come and share a nice glass of egg nog, a sumptuous feast of wild turkey with all the trimmings, capped by a serving of figgy pudding, and of course a convivial atmosphere where all points of view - no matter how partisan or heinous - will be discussed and encouraged.

So, gentlemen, please join us at noon on Christmas Day when you will honor us with your presence at our dinner table.

We will then ask you  to give the blessing for the season.

We will then ask you to drop your pants and bend over.

                                                Dinner is served!

(Thank you for reading! That cranberry sauce has been where? No thank you!)

3 Comments:

Blogger Ur-spo said...

I would hate to be a fly on THAT wall.

December 19, 2014 at 12:34 AM  
Blogger Nadege said...

OMG, only you could come up with such an invite! Don't send me your water bill!

December 19, 2014 at 8:00 AM  
Blogger todd gunther said...

Spo, I dare say that any flies in the vicinity would have the good sense to avoid this scene.

Thank you Nadege. Not even Andy Borowitz (The Borowitz Report) would stoop this low!

December 21, 2014 at 8:42 AM  

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