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Thursday, December 25, 2014

Christmas 2014

So the day has arrived. No cold whiteness on the ground to supplement our collective Christmas ideal, but that’s okay. So far, all is quiet; and with three cats in the house, there better not be a mouse!

Warrior Queen has checked out all of the boyfriend blogs, and they’ve have been quite chatty this morning. So far, all seems well with them.

This will be Gigi’s and Oreo’s first Christmas with us. Santa Cat has brought Oreo a replacement scratching pad, and all cats will get a fresh selection of toy mice to bat and toss in the air.

As for ourselves, the gifts have not been exchanged yet. The Christmas Eve celebration was quiet. A toast of eggnog and a couple of holiday specials on DVD over a plate of nachos (my first time trying it at home as a meal) filled the evening nicely. The nachos are not a traditional Christmas Eve delicacy, but it was a great way to use up a leftover jar of queso, some sloppy joes from earlier in the week, and a cherry pepper.

Later today we will have a lunch at either a local Indian or Japanese seafood buffet, perhaps followed by a movie if we feel real ambitious. Or we will retire to our abode and contend ourselves with our annual viewing of Scrooge (the 1951 version).

In the spirit of the day, I will spare my usual targets the stings of my satiric barbs…well, save for one. American retailers: I hope you had a great holiday season. Now quit your bitchin' that Black Friday sales were off! Of course they were off! Because we, the American consumers, jumped at the chance to blow our wad on the Thanksgiving night sales. So shut up and be thankful for the business you got!

Merry Christmas and otherwise Happy Holidays to All!

(Thank you for reading!)


Blogger Raybeard said...

Thank you, RTG, and I hope that all five of you enjoy an extra-special day, as well as a start to 2015 in grand, happy style which continues for the whole of that year. But top of the list is to wish all there robust good health. Have a lovely day.

December 25, 2014 at 9:04 AM  
Blogger Bob said...

Happy holidays to you and AM, RTG!!

And a fabulous New year to boot!!

December 25, 2014 at 10:50 AM  
Blogger Ur-spo said...

Merry Christmas to all there !

December 25, 2014 at 6:08 PM  
Blogger Travel said...

Merry Christmas! I hope you had a wonderful quiet day.

December 25, 2014 at 6:11 PM  
Blogger Harpers Keeper said...

Belated Happy Christmas to you and yours.

...and the 1951 Scrooge is THE version of A Christmas Carol!

January 1, 2015 at 5:50 PM  
Blogger todd gunther said...

Thankyou all for your holiday wishes! And Amen to Harper's Keeper!

January 4, 2015 at 6:45 AM  

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