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Sunday, February 25, 2018

A List of Least Favorite Pizza Toppings

A recent blog entry by one of our respected blogger buddies asked people for their favorite toppings on their pizzas. It was a fascinating read, but it has inspired me to go in the opposite direction and dare to publish a small list of universally despised pizza toppings:

Liver – beef or chicken, it doesn’t matter.  They’re both disgusting.

Rats from Tewksbury filet.

Any sort of arachnid or insect that defies the accepted nutritional norms of western culture.  Given the exploding growth of the world-wide population, Western culture may have to someday soon get over itself and expand their nutritional horizons so to speak.  We may have to very soon begin thinking outside the box (lunch).

Rats from Tewksbury -filet and breaded.

Turkey giblets.

Rats from Tewksbury – raw.

Spam.  You knew this had to make this list, didn’t you?

Spam, spam, spam, rats from Tewksbury and spam.

Grass clippings.

Readers are encouraged to add their most revolting choices for a pizza topping.

(Thank you for reading!  Bon Appetit!)


Blogger Deedles said...

Wow! I guess anchovies, white sauce, ham and pineapple aren't as revolting as I thought! For the record (is anyone recording?), I'd choose the rats over spam any day!

February 25, 2018 at 9:44 AM  
Blogger Bob said...

I'm with, or against, anchovies .... and pineapple ....and okra ..... and everything on your list!

February 25, 2018 at 12:16 PM  
Blogger Dave R said...

Buffalo wings

February 25, 2018 at 7:49 PM  
Anonymous Old Lurker said...

Don't knock rat meat until you've tried it. Rat droppings, on the other hand...

February 25, 2018 at 8:34 PM  
Blogger Ur-spo said...

I hear tell SPAM and pineapple is a favorite and worth trying.

February 26, 2018 at 4:49 PM  
Blogger todd gunther said...

Thank you Deedles. I only put spam in for a Python reference.

Thank you, Bob. I can't see okra as topping....

Hmm...Buffalo wings might not be that bad, provided you took the bones out. Thank you Dave R.

I'll pass on rat as long as I can. Thank you, Old Lurker..

Spam and pineapple are just a variation on the Hawiian toppings. Thank you, Spo.

February 27, 2018 at 6:21 AM  

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