A List of Least Favorite Pizza Toppings
A recent
blog entry by one of our respected blogger buddies asked people for their
favorite toppings on their pizzas. It was a fascinating read, but it has
inspired me to go in the opposite direction and dare to publish a small list of
universally despised pizza toppings:
Liver – beef
or chicken, it doesn’t matter. They’re
both disgusting.
Rats from Tewksbury
filet.
Any sort of
arachnid or insect that defies the accepted nutritional norms of western
culture. Given the exploding growth of
the world-wide population, Western culture may have to someday soon get over itself and expand their nutritional horizons so to speak. We may have to very soon begin thinking outside
the box (lunch).
Rats from
Tewksbury -filet and breaded.
Turkey
giblets.
Rats from Tewksbury
– raw.
Spam. You knew this had to make this list, didn’t you?
Spam, spam,
spam, rats from Tewksbury and spam.
Grass clippings.
Readers are
encouraged to add their most revolting choices for a pizza topping.
(Thank you
for reading! Bon Appetit!)
posted by todd gunther | 9:05 AM
6 Comments:
Wow! I guess anchovies, white sauce, ham and pineapple aren't as revolting as I thought! For the record (is anyone recording?), I'd choose the rats over spam any day!
I'm with, or against, anchovies .... and pineapple ....and okra ..... and everything on your list!
Buffalo wings
Don't knock rat meat until you've tried it. Rat droppings, on the other hand...
I hear tell SPAM and pineapple is a favorite and worth trying.
Thank you Deedles. I only put spam in for a Python reference.
Thank you, Bob. I can't see okra as topping....
Hmm...Buffalo wings might not be that bad, provided you took the bones out. Thank you Dave R.
I'll pass on rat as long as I can. Thank you, Old Lurker..
Spam and pineapple are just a variation on the Hawiian toppings. Thank you, Spo.
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