The Guilty Pleasure of You Know Who
Okay, I’ll
admit to having a guilty pleasure: Sarah Palin. I tried to ignore her temptations and go on a Sarah free blog diet. Unfortunately, it’s so hard to pass her up
when she’s making so many “If-she-had-a–brain-she’d-be-dangerous” comments.
Actually,
she was never far from my mind, even when I was dieting. When the FDA last week announced plans to
totally ban trans fats from food production, I couldn’t help wondering what the
divine Mrs. P would say on the subject. I could just hear her ranting about government intrusion to our
God-given right to stuff whatever artery-clogging fats we can into our bodies,
and in turn clog the nation’s emergency rooms with preventable cardiac events.
More
unfortunately, she has another book to sell. What a coincidence: I have a blog to write, and I was getting low on
ideas.
Palin is
touring the countryside now, hawking her newest book, Good Tidings and Great
Joy: Protecting the Heart of Christmas. I will refrain from saying where it is available for purchase because I
don’t give a flying eff if you buy it or not. As we can surmise by the title, it’s another right-wing offensive against
the alleged war on Christmas.
Her
appearance on The Today Show this week stands out as an already bizarre event
on her new book tour. Host
Matt Lauer noted that the Tea Party was trying to repeal Obamacare. Palin responded with a boisterous, “Right
On!” Lauer tried to extract more details about any
plans the Tea Party has to replace the President’s health reform law, but to no
avail. She launched into another series
of obviously memorized sound bites about more competition, less tort reform
threats, and “less trajectory of cost increases”. Huh? More
competition where? In the health
insurance marketplace or the healthcare sector itself? How does one seek out which healthcare
professional will give you the better deal if, let’s just say, you’re suffering
from a gunshot wound?
I can just
picture this scene in an emergency room as the hapless victim shops around for
a surgeon: “You can pull the bullet out
for $750, but this guy across the hall says he’ll do it for $500, and he’s in
my network. Now wait, is the anesthetist
and radiologist you use participating with my carrier? I have some paperwork for you to fill
out…oh, sorry, don’t mind the blood…”
RIGHT ON!
Given the
chance to give concrete proposals, Palin blew it to appeal to her hard core,
take no prisoners, don’t even think about compromise base. So three cheers for the status quo, where
insurance companies can drop coverage for individuals when they become sick.
RIGHT ON!
Hooray for
terminating young people from their parent’s policies because they’ve reached a
certain age, yet the only jobs available to them are in the low wage service
industry which won’t give them the opportunity to purchase their own policies.
RIGHT ON!
Let’s hear
it for the soon to be outlawed practice of insurance companies refusing to pay
benefits because the insured has a pre-existing condition. Actually, Palin should probably rethink her
position on this aspect of the ACA, since her youngest has Down syndrome. He may require a lot of medical attention
when he reaches adulthood. The
pre-existing clause could deny him the ability to get these services.
With the ACA,
President Obama has worked to ensure that all Americans have access to
affordable health care. Who could be
against such an ideal that has been called the morally correct thing to
do? This alone should be reason enough
for the naysayers in the Tea Party to support this effort rooted in the
Christian values of our country.
And Sarah
Palin should know a thing or two about Christian values, because she wrote the
book on the subject.
(Thank you
for reading. And my Palin diet starts
again…until the next time when she performs another act of public stupidity!)
3 Comments:
I usually mention her by another name--because she has a well-known habit of Googling herself ... I guess it gets lonely up there on the tundra--and refer to her as Mama Grizzly Bore™.
RTG, if it is still your desire to fuck the brains out of Sarah Palin, I regret to tell you that apparently someone already has.
RIGHT ON!
Hi Bob, thanks for the info. So can we add narcissism to her list of quirks?
Hi, Janey, thanks for writing. Yes, someone else has already popped her cherry, but I hasten to add that his name is also Todd. Now, if you'll excuse me I have this incredible urge to take a very cold shower....
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