Butterflies Are Not Free
Good news
everyone! According to a recent
Congressional Budget Office report, Americans will be free from being locked
into an unfulfilling job because of the healthcare benefits. In a few years, the report surmises, workers
will choose to work less hours, or give up their jobs altogether. The loss of man hours are being expressed in
the report as a loss of 2.3 million jobs.
Naturally,
opponents of the Affordable Care Act are not seeing Americans freed of job lock
as a good thing. Freedom from this
occupational hazard could mean that many people will start their own
businesses. Or, if acid-tongued
conservative commentator Charles Krauthammer is accurate, they will become
butterfly collectors who will thrive on the taxpayer’s dole.
His full
critique “Obamacare’s War on Jobs” is available in all of its full view,
propaganda splendor at www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/charles-krauthammer.
Krauthammer
insists that Americans have always had the freedom to voluntarily give up their
jobs for other pursuits. In his view, the
subsidies available to Americans for their newly acquired health care insurance
policies are a disincentive to work. I’m
sure this is news to every worker who still has such incentives as mortgage,
food, clothing, and other basic necessities to keep their jobs.
He jumped on
Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi’s statement that workers would be freed to pursue
their passions in the arts, photography or writing when they would not have to
hold onto their day jobs for the sake of healthcare coverage. Krauthammer goes on to quote Marx (Karl, the least amusing of the Marx Brothers) who
philosophized in The German Ideology about a Communist society where he
‘could “hunt in the morning, fish in the
afternoon, rear cattle in the evening,
criticize after dinner.”
His Marx
quotation doesn’t necessarily aid his argument of a person dependent on others
to meet his basic needs. The “hunt in
the morning” is a food gathering concept common to all cultures and a tribute to
the concept of self sufficiency. "Fish in the afternoon” - more food gathering,
more self sufficiency! “Rear cattle in
the evening,” which I would be willing to bet can be a lucrative business
venture even in a communist society; and “criticize after dinner.” Okay, many of us do engage in this activity,
but only because we don’t have the luxury of writing blistering statements in
The Washington Post and getting paid for the honor!
Then,
strangely for a conservative commentator, Krauthammer continues his proletariat
tirade by coming to the defense of the American factory worker. He mourns: “The taxes of the American factory
worker — grinding dutifully at his repetitive mind-numbing job — will be
subsidizing the voluntary unemployment of the artiste in search of his muse.”
Oh, how
heart-warming! Krauthammer is now so
concerned about the lives of the American factory worker! Where was your concern when your Wall Street
brethren shipped the factory workers jobs off to China? And the jobs that are still here are most
likely unionized labor, which your ilk is so fond of criticizing (and in some
states legislating) out of existence, before, during, and after dinner!
Krauthammer
and his conservative company love to paint Obama’s signature piece of
legislation as some sort of job crushing behemoth. In actuality, many workers will undoubtedly voluntarily
quit their jobs to pursue other opportunities, but this should in turn create
vacancies in the job market which would be a godsend to the 7% still unemployed
from the last recession.
Regardless if liberals are painting silver linings on the clouds of big government or the strength of Nancy Pelosi’s rose-colored glasses, the conservatives are sure to shield their eyes from the luster of social progress. In any event, someone will have to quit their job and start a business producing butterfly nets, for the millions of Americans who will suddenly chuck it all for the sheer sake of collecting…that is, if Krauthammer’s prediction comes true…
(Thank you for reading. EDITOR’S NOTE: Karl Marx was not related to the Marx Brothers comedy team. However, we are still trying to substantiate a rumor that he did tour with The Floradora Sextette.)
Regardless if liberals are painting silver linings on the clouds of big government or the strength of Nancy Pelosi’s rose-colored glasses, the conservatives are sure to shield their eyes from the luster of social progress. In any event, someone will have to quit their job and start a business producing butterfly nets, for the millions of Americans who will suddenly chuck it all for the sheer sake of collecting…that is, if Krauthammer’s prediction comes true…
(Thank you for reading. EDITOR’S NOTE: Karl Marx was not related to the Marx Brothers comedy team. However, we are still trying to substantiate a rumor that he did tour with The Floradora Sextette.)
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