And Now Your Weather Forecast for the Memorial Day Holiday*
Tonight, May 26, 2018
Cloudy,
showers likely after midnight. Low 65 degrees
F.
Sunday, May 27, 2018
Muggy, with
chance of showers throughout the day.
High 80 degrees F.
Monday, May 28, 2018
Blinding
light followed immediately by very intense heat coming from the very far
east. All solid objects will either burn,
metal will melt into molten liquid, and all cell base life forms will instantly
turn to dust. Smoke from millions of fires
will reduce visibility to less than 500 feet.
Breathing for any life forms not vaporized by the initial nuclear detonation
will be impossible. Chance of survival
is expected to be less than 1%, as huge chunks of the planet burst and are hurled
into deep space. High 1,000,000,009 degrees
F.
Oh my God! We did it!
We finally did it! Goddamn us all
to Hell! Oh, the humanity! “Don’t know where, don’t know when, but we’ll
meet again…..”
AUGGGGGHHHH!
Tuesday, May 29, 2018
Sunshine in
the morning, chance of showers in the evening.
High 77 degrees F.
And oh yes,
have a nice week!
*Given the
current status of relations between the United States and North Korea.
(Thank you for
reading. “…some sunny day!!!!!!!!!”)
posted by todd gunther | 5:42 PM
5 Comments:
Well, that was verrrry interesting, I must say!
Not really ideal weather, then?
At least Tuesday will be nice ...for anyone left.
Thank you, Deedles. BTW, feel free to sleep in tomorrow.
We definitely won't need to fire up the grill, Raybeard.
Thank you Bob. Yes, thank God for Tuesday.
it's a dry heat
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