Snort Bites: June 2018*
PRESIDENT
FUHRER HAS RALLY IN DULUTH, MI; NATIONAL MEDIA PASS ON COVERING THE EVENT.
Another week
and another “How Great Am I” political rally featuring the President has
occurred. This time only one news organization, Fox News, covered the event.
The other networks, most notably the conservative-feared CNN, chose to
sit this one out.
Who can
blame them for the non-coverage. I dare
say I could write the script for one of these events with my eyes closed:
President: ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME!
(Pause for applause and
sheep baaing.)
President: Democrats suck!
ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
you
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!
(Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera,
ad NAUSEUM.)
In other words,
these rallies are no longer news worthy.
Also, why
does Fox News repeatedly misspell their own name. It’s not F-o-x N-e-w-s. Your name is more properly spelled
P-r-o-p-a-g-a-n-d-a M-i-n-i-s-t-r-y. Get it
right, Fox!
PRESIDENTIAL
CAMPAIGN MANAGER DISPARAGES AN AUTISTIC CHILD ON NATIONAL TELEVISION INTERVIEW.
Corey Lewandowski (remember him) was part of a nationally
televised interview this week discussing the immigration crisis. Another panelist shared the story of a 10-year-old autistic child being separated from his mother.
Lewandowski dismissed the account with a roll of his eyes and uttering “Womp,
womp.” The other panelist immediately pounced. Social media reaction followed swiftly.
Reportedly, Lewandowski has since lost his contract with his speaker’s
bureau due to the incident.
What more is there to say, but (all
together now): Womp, womp!
PRESIDENT’S PRESS SECRETARY ASKED TO
LEAVE RESTAURANT BECAUSE SHE WORKS FOR THE PRESIDENT.
Sarah Huckabee Saunders and her party
attempted to dine at a farm to table restaurant in Virginia. The staff brought her presence to the
attention of the restaurant owner who asked the party
to leave. Huckabee complied, but then went full drama queen on social
media. Naturally, social media buzzed
back pro and con and loudly.
Reportedly, the owner cited her
reasoning for the ouster as Huckabee’s lies and the administrations treatment of
children at the border as violating her religious beliefs. Imagine that!
A progressive resistor using the religious freedom argument against those who believe
they don’t have to bake a cake for a gay couple.
The Huckabee
incident followed closely on the heels of two other incidents when protestors
of the administrations immigration policies heckled other members of the
President’s administration while they dined in public. Things like this
aren’t supposed to happen in a polite civilization. Oh, wait.
We ceased being a polite civilization on November 8, 2016.
Oh well! Can I hear a “Womp, womp”?
WOMP! WOMP!
Hey, this is fun!
*Or I Don’t
Need Your Womp, Womp!
(Thank you
for reading. Please use womp womp
wisely. Too much of a good thing can be
addictive.)
posted by todd gunther | 7:11 PM
4 Comments:
I am not a fan of discrimination anywhere, BUT this couldn't have happened to a more deserving soulless cretin.
I'm gonna go with "womp there it is!"
It is truly amazing how pots don't recognize kettles.
No doubt Der (American) Fuhrer will be tweeting his congrats today to Der Turkish Fuhrer following the latter's success in his country's 'free and fair'(!) elections, as Der (American) Fuhrer seems to get all starry -eyed and jealous whenever another country's leader comes ever closer to being an absolute dictator/despot, increasing his own powers while castrating the opposition (if there is still one). He - Der (American) Fuhrer - must be thinking "Now, if only that was me......!"
Thank you Bob. I don't like discrimination either, but it's so nice to see Karma in action.
Thank you Deedles. Yes amazing and very sad.
A very insightful observation, Raybeard. I hope we can short circuit his dictator aspirations.
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