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Sunday, June 24, 2018

Snort Bites: June 2018*


PRESIDENT FUHRER HAS RALLY IN DULUTH, MI; NATIONAL MEDIA PASS ON COVERING THE EVENT.


Another week and another “How Great Am I” political rally featuring the President has occurred.  This time only one news organization, Fox News, covered the event.  The other networks, most notably the conservative-feared CNN, chose to sit this one out.


Who can blame them for the non-coverage.   I dare say I could write the script for one of these events with my eyes closed:


President:  ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!


(Pause for applause and sheep baaing.)


President:  Democrats suck!


ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

                  
you

                  
ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!

             
(Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera, ad NAUSEUM.)


In other words, these rallies are no longer news worthy.


Also, why does Fox News repeatedly misspell their own name.  It’s not F-o-x N-e-w-s.  Your name is more properly spelled P-r-o-p-a-g-a-n-d-a M-i-n-i-s-t-r-y.  Get it right, Fox!


PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN MANAGER DISPARAGES AN AUTISTIC CHILD ON NATIONAL TELEVISION INTERVIEW.


Corey Lewandowski (remember him) was part of a nationally televised interview this week discussing the immigration crisis.  Another panelist shared the story of a 10-year-old autistic child being separated from his mother. 

Lewandowski dismissed the account with a roll of his eyes and uttering “Womp, womp.”  The other panelist immediately pounced.  Social media reaction followed swiftly. 



Reportedly, Lewandowski has since lost his contract with his speaker’s bureau due to the incident.



What more is there to say, but (all together now): Womp, womp!



PRESIDENT’S PRESS SECRETARY ASKED TO LEAVE RESTAURANT BECAUSE SHE WORKS FOR THE PRESIDENT.



Sarah Huckabee Saunders and her party attempted to dine at a farm to table restaurant in Virginia.  The staff brought her presence to the attention of the restaurant owner who asked the party to leave.  Huckabee complied, but then went full drama queen on social media.   Naturally, social media buzzed back pro and con and loudly.



Reportedly, the owner cited her reasoning for the ouster as Huckabee’s lies and the administrations treatment of children at the border as violating her religious beliefs.  Imagine that!  A progressive resistor using the religious freedom argument against those who believe they don’t have to bake a cake for a gay couple.



The Huckabee incident followed closely on the heels of two other incidents when protestors of the administrations immigration policies heckled other members of the President’s administration while they dined in public.  Things like this aren’t supposed to happen in a polite civilization.  Oh, wait.  We ceased being a polite civilization on November 8, 2016.



Oh well!   Can I hear a “Womp, womp”?



WOMP! WOMP!



Hey, this is fun!



*Or I Don’t Need Your Womp, Womp!


(Thank you for reading.  Please use womp womp wisely.  Too much of a good thing can be addictive.)

4 Comments:

Blogger Bob Slatten said...

I am not a fan of discrimination anywhere, BUT this couldn't have happened to a more deserving soulless cretin.

June 24, 2018 at 7:18 PM  
Blogger Deedles said...

I'm gonna go with "womp there it is!"
It is truly amazing how pots don't recognize kettles.

June 24, 2018 at 8:20 PM  
Blogger Raybeard said...

No doubt Der (American) Fuhrer will be tweeting his congrats today to Der Turkish Fuhrer following the latter's success in his country's 'free and fair'(!) elections, as Der (American) Fuhrer seems to get all starry -eyed and jealous whenever another country's leader comes ever closer to being an absolute dictator/despot, increasing his own powers while castrating the opposition (if there is still one). He - Der (American) Fuhrer - must be thinking "Now, if only that was me......!"

June 25, 2018 at 12:36 AM  
Blogger todd gunther said...

Thank you Bob. I don't like discrimination either, but it's so nice to see Karma in action.

Thank you Deedles. Yes amazing and very sad.

A very insightful observation, Raybeard. I hope we can short circuit his dictator aspirations.

June 25, 2018 at 6:18 AM  

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