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Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Job Suggestions for Sarah Palin

Now that soon-to-be-former Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin has followed Harry S. Truman’s advice and gotten “out of the kitchen”, she’ll be pounding the pavements for gainful employment soon. Well, we here at arteejee don’t believe in keeping a good woman down — no double entendre intended. Therefore, we would like to make the following list of suggestions to Mrs. Palin.

1. Cover girl for next year's Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.

2. Intern for Rush Limbaugh; make sure his coffee is nice and warm every day and fulfill “other duties” not otherwise specified.

3. Sell her hand-me-down wardrobe from the John McCain campaign on QVC.

4. Intern for Dick Cheney; carry his rifle for him the next time he goes “hunting” for lawyers, and fulfill “other duties” not otherwise specified.

5. Volunteer to watch the west coast of Alaska for any signs of enemy invasion, particularly if Vladimir Putin’s head detaches itself and floats over Alaskan airspace.

6. Intern with the Republican Party re-educating fallen GOP leaders about family values; she can start with South Carolina governor Mark Sanford. Failing that, she could always perform “other duties” not otherwise specified.

7. Monologue consultant for David Letterman. ‘Nuff said!

8. Intern for George W. Bush in working to preserve his legacy in the minds of his fellow Americans. Or she can perform “other duties” not otherwise specified...when Laura is not looking.

9. Professional Tina Fey impersonator.

(Thank you for reading. Please have a nice day!)


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