World Domination Bouts

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

Only on Pay Per View, the greatest fighting bouts of the year! The excitement! The drama! And the stakes are nothing less than---

WORLD DOMINATION!

First bout featuring a battle of the Amazons! One is a strong-willed Secretary of State and the other is an equally ambitious Senator. Yes, it’s the fight we’ve been waiting for:

CONDI “THE GAP” RICE vs. HILLARY “THE HATED” CLINTON!

The second smackdown will pit an arrogant world leader living in denial against a Communist leaning dictator from south of the border. Ay Carumba! It’s:

GEORGE W. “FRA DIAVOLO” BUSH vs. HUGO “EL LOCO” CHAVEZ!

Then, in the final round, a grudge match! He ruled and kept his cool for years, but now he’s as mad as hell and he’s not going to take it anymore! Recently he showed the world that he’s got teeth! He’s

“GOOD OLE BOY” BILL CLINTON vs. THE ENTIRE FOX NEWS NETWORK!

Mark your calendars! That’s----

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

This Pay Per View event is not available in the continental United States, or anywhere else for that matter. I just wanted an excuse to type SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! in 14 size script.