A Message to Fellow Trump Opponents

This will be a short PSA to anyone out there like me who is appalled at the rise in popularity of that thing that is the presumptive Republican nominee.  There have been too many instances lately where liberals are acting negatively to those who support the thing.  Too many of my fellow forward-thinking citizens have lowered themselves to the depths of public behavior in which the thing’s supporters previously engaged, i.e., random acts of aggression.

We are better than this, liberals!  Therefore, please allow me to make the following suggestions when encountering a thing supporter. 

• Resist the temptation to punch, kick, jab, snarl at, and throw objects or any other act which could be interpreted as violence towards a thing supporter.  Acts of aggression are counter-productive and can be used as a public relations weapon against us.

• Exception to suggestion #1: Of course, defend yourself if the thing supporter punches, kicks, jabs etc., first.  Let their side take the hit in the national media venues.

• DO listen patiently to their twisted points of view.

• DO smile, walk away, and repeat this mantra, “There but for the grace of God go I.”

If the worst case scenario happens, and this sniveling, whiny excuse of humanity is elected, then we should look on the bright side. We’ll have four years to take our message to the streets.

(Thank you for reading.  In short: smile and wave!)