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Saturday, July 14, 2018

Announced: The President’s 2020 Campaign Committee


For immediate release to fake news outlets and satirical blogs: the following people have been named to the Trump 2020 Presidential Campaign Committee:

Boris Badanov

Natasha (no last name supplied)

Roger Stonesky

Paul Manafortovitch

Lolita (no last name supplied)

Sergei Gunther (no relation)

Vladimer Internettrollsky

Emma Goldman*

Katrinka Benghazi**

The President is incredibly excited to have these true red Americans working on his campaign for re-election.

*This maybe a typo.

**This is not a typo.

(Thank you for reading.  And God help us all!)

6 Comments:

Blogger Dave R said...

Without a last name Lolita might be one of them eyetalians.

July 14, 2018 at 5:19 PM  
Blogger Bob said...

Does Lolita come with her own pole?

July 14, 2018 at 6:20 PM  
Blogger Raybeard said...

And he seriously though no one would notice anything 'strange' about these names? Well, I did, so there! HAH! ;-)

July 15, 2018 at 1:28 AM  
Blogger Raybeard said...

And let's not forget that 'Lolita' was written by one named Vladimir Nabokov. A-HA! Say no more!

July 15, 2018 at 7:55 AM  
Blogger todd gunther said...

Thank you Dave R. She could be an Italian with Russian ancestry.

I don't know. Bob. But she does look fetching in a bikini sunning herself in the backyard.

Thank you Raybeard for seeing my Nabokov reference.

July 15, 2018 at 9:07 AM  
Blogger Ur-spo said...

I fear it will work.

July 21, 2018 at 9:21 PM  

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