Announced: The President’s 2020 Campaign Committee
For immediate
release to fake news outlets and satirical blogs: the following people have been named to the Trump 2020 Presidential Campaign Committee:
Boris
Badanov
Natasha (no
last name supplied)
Roger Stonesky
Paul Manafortovitch
Lolita (no
last name supplied)
Sergei
Gunther (no relation)
Vladimer
Internettrollsky
Emma Goldman*
Katrinka
Benghazi**
The President
is incredibly excited to have these true red Americans working on his campaign
for re-election.
*This maybe
a typo.
**This is
not a typo.
(Thank you
for reading. And God help us all!)
posted by todd gunther | 4:38 PM
6 Comments:
Without a last name Lolita might be one of them eyetalians.
Does Lolita come with her own pole?
And he seriously though no one would notice anything 'strange' about these names? Well, I did, so there! HAH! ;-)
And let's not forget that 'Lolita' was written by one named Vladimir Nabokov. A-HA! Say no more!
Thank you Dave R. She could be an Italian with Russian ancestry.
I don't know. Bob. But she does look fetching in a bikini sunning herself in the backyard.
Thank you Raybeard for seeing my Nabokov reference.
I fear it will work.
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