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Saturday, June 04, 2016

A Message to Fellow Trump Opponents

This will be a short PSA to anyone out there like me who is appalled at the rise in popularity of that thing that is the presumptive Republican nominee.  There have been too many instances lately where liberals are acting negatively to those who support the thing.  Too many of my fellow forward-thinking citizens have lowered themselves to the depths of public behavior in which the thing’s supporters previously engaged, i.e., random acts of aggression.

We are better than this, liberals!  Therefore, please allow me to make the following suggestions when encountering a thing supporter. 
  • Resist the temptation to punch, kick, jab, snarl at, and throw objects or any other act which could be interpreted as violence towards a thing supporter.  Acts of aggression are counter-productive and can be used as a public relations weapon against us.
  • Exception to suggestion #1: Of course, defend yourself if the thing supporter punches, kicks, jabs etc., first.  Let their side take the hit in the national media venues.
  • DO listen patiently to their twisted points of view.
  • DO smile, walk away, and repeat this mantra, “There but for the grace of God go I.”
If the worst case scenario happens, and this sniveling, whiny excuse of humanity is elected, then we should look on the bright side. We’ll have four years to take our message to the streets.

(Thank you for reading.  In short: smile and wave!)


Blogger Ur-spo said...

good advice
I hope some heed it.

June 4, 2016 at 7:30 PM  
Blogger Raybeard said...

The unthinkable approaches, well beyond the ha-ha-ha now. I used to think that there surely aren't enough stupid people around to let it happen. Now it's plain that there are!

June 5, 2016 at 7:31 AM  
Blogger Fearsome Beard said...

Good advice.
Might I add that Liberals also should not turn on each other but be kind and unite to defeat the thing.

June 8, 2016 at 2:34 PM  
Blogger todd gunther said...

Thank you, Spo. We can onlyhope for the best.

Yes, Raybeard, the thing is not getting so absurd that it's not laughable anymore.

Thank you, Fearsome Beard. the drama on the Liberal side has not got as much press, but yes, we should unite against the common enemy.

June 12, 2016 at 8:30 AM  

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